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Happy fucking birthday. Have a cookie.
Fine liquors? Scrapbooking? Bondage? Chocolate? Explore your fetish. Have a cookie.
Chocolate chip cookies. Better than sex? Probably not. But a guy does what he can. Have a cookie.
Chocolate chip cookies. Better than sex? Probably not. But a girl does what she can. Have a cookie.
Stop thinking about sex. Have a cookie.
Consider this your personal invitation to go and kick ass. Have a cookie.
Because chocolate can't get you pregnant. Have a cookie.
That's right, bitch. I made these myself. Have a cookie.
She was a real cookie whore, and she liked it. Have a cookie.
Here's something you can't fuck up. Have a cookie.
Go on you bad ass mother fucker. Have a cookie.
Just because you're one bad ass mother fucker. Have a cookie.
Have a cookie. You lucky bastard.
You lucky bastard. Have a cookie.
You areā€¦ Lovely A fox A bad ass. You deserve a cookie.

Sassy Greeting Card

Uncle Chip's one-of-a kind greeting card line is designed to make your cookie eating experience just a little more scrumptious. Peruse our set stock of cards and mix and match to send the perfect message or enter a custom message of your own.

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