One Of A Kind Cards

Uncle Chip's one-of-a kind greeting card line is designed to make your cookie eating experience just a little more scrumptious. Peruse our set stock of cards and mix and match to send the perfect message.

Uncle Chip's cards are designed for anybody, including:

  • that fabulous co-worker 
  •  sassy sister 
  •  ex-boyfriend 
  •  current boyfriend 
  •  girl that won't return your phone calls 
  •  crush friend across the country 
  •  brother 
  •  guy at the gym 
  •  girl at the supermarket 
  •  even for good old Mom and Dad!

Holiday Cards

Click here for our selection of Holiday Cards.

Custom Greeting

Want to send a custom greeting? click here.

Sassy Cards

Want to send a card that's a little sassy? click here.

Major Life Events You Shouldn´t Forget

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday!Have a cookie.add to cart
Deepest condolences for your loss. You are not alone.add to cart
Before you start raising that new kid of yours, take a break.Have a cookie. Congratulations!add to cart
Congratulations on the new baby!Have a cookie.add to cart
Having a baby?Have a cookie. Congratulations!add to cart
Happy Anniversary!Have a cookie.add to cart
The foundation of every good marriage is based on trust, love, and…Cookies. Looks like I did my part. You two work out the rest. add to cart
Getting married?Have a cookie.add to cart
You don't live with your parents anymore!Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
You moved!Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
You graduated!Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
I'm sorry this is so tardy. It's not my fault I swear. Happy Birthday! Have a cookie.add to cart
Birthday?Have a cookie.add to cart
Birthday? Cookie?Birthday cookie.add to cart
Home is where the cookies are.Welcome home! Have a cookie.add to cart

Thank You

I don't know how to thank you
Thank you.Have a cookie.add to cart
I know that putting up with me is no walk in the park.Thank you. Have a cookie.add to cart
I don't know how to thank you.I just hope that you like cookies. add to cart

Get Well

take two
Take two and call me in the morning.I promise you'll feel better.add to cart
You're one tough cookie all right. Hang in there.Have a cookie.add to cart
Irritable? Constipated? Congested?Have a cookie. I promise you'll feel better.add to cart
Consider this your personal invitation to feel just a little bit better.Have a cookie….feel better.add to cart
When nothing else will make you feel better, there are always cookies.Have a cookie. Feel Better.add to cart
A little comfort food to comfort you.Feel better. Have a cookie.add to cart

Mushy

I love you.Have a cookie.add to cart
Cookies for you because apparently my location doesn't exactly "work" with yours. That doesn't mean I don't miss you.Have a cookie.add to cart
Cookies for you because apparently my location doesn't exactly "work" with yours. That doesn't mean I don't miss you. I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
A good cookie. Better than a good shoulder to cry on? Not a chance.I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
A good cookie. Better than a good shoulder to cry on? Not a chance.Have a cookie.add to cart
A good cookie. Better than a good friend? Not a chance. Have a cookie.add to cart
Cookies are good. Steak is good. Corn dogs are good. But you are fabulous.I love you. Have a cookie. add to cart
Cookies are good. Steak is good. Corn dogs are good. But you are fabulous.Have a cookie.add to cart
No, Barb it won't go straight to your ass. It's supposed to go straight to your heart.Have a cookie.add to cart
No, Barb it won't go straight to your ass. It's supposed to go straight to your heart.I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
Wanna know the one thing I love more than a chocolate chip cookie?You! Have a cookie.add to cart
Wanna know the one thing I love more than a chocolate chip cookie?You! I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
I miss you.Have a cookie.add to cart
You float my boat.Have a cookie.add to cart
Love is what you'll get from me.Have a cookie.add to cart
You're the one I wanted to find.I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
You're the one I wanted to find.Have a cookie.add to cart
I miss your face.Have a cookie.add to cart

Hello Mother, Hello Father

You had kids and they're not even screwed up! Congratulations.Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Dad, your son finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom and Dad, your daughter finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom, your daughter finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Dad, your daughter finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom and Dad, your son finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom, your son finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Dad, your son finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom and Dad, your daughter finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom, your daughter finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom, your son finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Mom and Dad, your son finally got a job.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! I made these all by myself!Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! I made these all by myself!I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! I made these all by myself!Thanks for everything! Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Dad! I made these all by myself!Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Dad! I made these all by myself!I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Dad! I made these all by myself!Thanks for everything! Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself!Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself!I love you. Have a cookie.add to cart
Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself!Thanks for everything! Have a cookie.add to cart
Dear Dad, your daughter finally graduated.Congratulations! Have a cookie.add to cart

Just Because

Cut yourself some slack
Would you believe me if I told you that I made these myself?Have a cookie.add to cart
Pretending to be happy doesn't make you happy. And pretending to be smart doesn't make you smart. Kind of like how pretending to be on a diet doesn't mean that I believe you when you tell me you're going to eat just half of that cookie.Have a cookie. A whole one. You deserve it.add to cart
Because baking them yourself just isn't the same.Have a cookie.add to cart
Irresistible? Indeed.Have a cookie.add to cart
Saucy? Or gooey? Spicy? Or sweet? Just plain irresistible? Indeed.Have a cookie.add to cart
You are sassy, sexy, and absolutely fabulous in every way.Have a cookie.add to cart
Foxy ladies deserve the finer things in life.Have a cookie.add to cart
It won't make you drunk, but it will make you happy.Have a cookie.add to cart
There aint' nothing wrong with a little soul, a little get down, a little funk. And there's nothing wrong with a chocolate chip cookie.Get down. Have a cookie.add to cart
Thankfully Barb stopped twitching after going all morning without her usual chocolate fix.Have a cookie. You'll feel better, I promise.add to cart
I didn't send you this card to be polite. Or to be sassy. Or to be funny.I just want you to have a cookie.add to cart
You can thank me later.Have a cookie.add to cart
Have a cookie.You can thank me later.add to cart
Dream more. Work less.Have a cookie.add to cart
Cut yourself some slack.Have a cookie.add to cart
Don't get mad.Have a cookie.add to cart
Instead of considering career moves. And gas prices. And whether or not it's going to rain today. Just have a cookie.add to cart
I swear I'll turn this car around if you don't stop bickering back there! Just shut up and have a cookie.add to cart
Better than a bad romance novel at the beach.Have a cookie.add to cart
People who wear chains, ride motorcycles and listen to hard rock really know how to keep it real.Kind of like people who eat chocolate chip cookies. Have a cookie.add to cart

Go Get' em

This kid's gonna be all right after all.Have a cookie.add to cart
Go get em'.Have a cookie.add to cart
Good thoughts. We are thinking only good thoughts.We're all behind you. Have a cookie.add to cart
What's your major malfunction?You probably just need a cookie.add to cart
Cookies don't judge you. But I will.Get it together. You can do it! Have a cookie.add to cart
You can do it!Good luck! Have a cookie.add to cart
Good luck!I'm with you all the way. Have a cookie.add to cart
Good luck!We're with you all the way. Have a cookie.add to cart

Trendy Cards

You liked hanging out with me before it was the cool thing to do.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked spray tanning before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You worked out before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked eating burritos and other tex-mex delights before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You popped your collar before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked working too much before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked chocolate chip cookies before they were trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked ugly sunglasses before they were trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You spoke Spanish before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You made fun of mullets before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked yoga before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You quit smoking before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked hanging out with me before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were a stay at home mom before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were a stay at home dad before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were a law student before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were a med student before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were a hipster before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked overpriced coffee before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You liked name brand water before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart
You were unemployed before it was trendy.Have a cookie.add to cart

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